3 definitions by Newsfguy1

Spanny

Spanish nanny

“The kids’ diapers need to be changed.” Oh leave that for the Spanny and let’s go disco dancin’!”

by Newsfguy1 January 18, 2019

GOAFAL

Gambled on a fart and lost

I had to get some sweatpants out of lost and found after I had a GOAFAL.

by Newsfguy1 May 5, 2020

Shit-chen

A room in your home where you prepare meals that is also used as a bathroom by resident pets and visiting mothers-in-law.

“Honey, can you throw this rug away? I had a poop accident while preparing breakfast in the shit-chen.” — Mother-in-law who is one accident away from going into a home.

by Newsfguy1 May 5, 2019