n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic
n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards
with questionable fetishes
adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.
Just remember: Rule 34
There's most likely bacteria porn
on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.
Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"