2 definitions by Nelson Wilbury

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding
Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.
by Nelson Wilbury January 17, 2006
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Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.
That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.
by Nelson Wilbury January 11, 2006
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