26 definitions by Negger

weirdo-meter

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

by Negger April 23, 2004

jlevs

1. A cook during a beerbecue.

2. One who wears a Ben & Jerry's apron while smoking a cigar.

Oh my god dude, I was so hammered last night and this jlevs kept throwing food at me.

by Negger December 11, 2004

Wammy Ass Taddleshpank

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.

Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

by Negger July 10, 2004

Chang Disorder

When Chang goes "ERRMMMM!!!!! WRRRHHHMMM!!!! ERRRRMMMMMM!!!!" often followed by closed fist pounding of the lap.

Person A: Dude, would you quit coughing so hard, or are you trying to clear your throat?

Chang: No. I just have a small case of Chang Disorder.

by Negger March 11, 2005

dead zone

Any geographical area that lacks cell phone service, or has very poor reception.

"I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."

by Negger September 9, 2003

pound

A lot of weed.

Can I borrow a few thousand bucks from your six year old mother for a pound of weed?

by Negger October 21, 2003

tammystyle

the amount of 'tammy' one posesses

Wamp: Hey, why doesn't Pat ever go out?
Jape: It's because he's got no 'tammystyle'.
Shpep: Tamp Ass Jammyshmanks

by Negger October 28, 2004