4 definitions by Neddie Walker
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by Neddie Walker October 19, 2019
Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.
Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."
by Neddie Walker October 31, 2013
Acronym for the term Always Be Aloof & Ghosting.
ABAG is one of the principal techniques required to become a fuck boy/girl. It creates an attraction vacuum that sucks the other person in whilst boosting one’s ability to resist the incredibly dangerous development of feelings.
ABAG is one of the principal techniques required to become a fuck boy/girl. It creates an attraction vacuum that sucks the other person in whilst boosting one’s ability to resist the incredibly dangerous development of feelings.
by Neddie Walker November 23, 2019
Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.
Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.
by Neddie Walker June 2, 2011