(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.
(SIR cut PAR tee) noun. any number of a series of events that can be held around world generally catering to butch
looking young gay men and fag hags
that consists of dancing mindlessly until dawn to disco music after injesting K
Ted: Hey. I got my invitation to the circuit party the other day, wanna go?
Tod: I don't have anything butch
enough to wear and I'm all out of (drug of choice or availability).
Ted: I'm out of (drug of choice or availability) too. Let's call that fag hag
Tod: Great idea Ted! That bitch always has (drug of choice or availability).
Ted: Euwww girl! Look a you! Where do you think your going? Is the circus in town?
Tod: Weelll miss, I'm going to the party at the Troc
then to the End Up
Ted: Oh Puleeze Miss Thing
! Stawp it! Who are you tryin' ta fool in that get up
? Everyone KNOWS you're just a big ol' queen.
Tod: Yeah, well maybe I'll meet a nice top
Ted: Right! You're nothin' but a circuit girl.
noun: a gay man who looks and acts overly masculine
adj.: the get up
a gay man wears when he wants to appear masculine that usually incorporates laced up work boots, tight Levi's 501's, a tank top and a black leather jacket
1. Tod: I wanted to get plowed so I picked up this hot man at the circuit party
Ted: Did he poke you?
Tod: Yes honey and he was sooo butch. I loved it.
Ted: Lucky you.
2. Ted: Look at HER! Who does she think she is in that get up
Tod: Yeah! Who's she tryin' to fool? What a mess!
Ted: Is that supposed to look butch?
Tod: I don't know but he could plow my hole anytime.
shoe gazer (SHOO gay zer) n., pl. -ers 1. synonym for emo
. 2. gerund: the physical posture an emo
assumes while listening to emo music
example 1: Dude 1: Yo dude! What's up with that chick? Why is she staring at the ground like that?
Dude 2: She's listenin' to emo music
dude, she's a fuckin' shoe gazer.
example 2: A group of 10 shoe gazers committed suicide at the Morissey concert last night.
IUD (eye-you-DEE) n. although it does not yet exist, IUD is an anagram for International Urban Dictionary
Sally: "Gee, I really like the UD
. How about you?"
Sue: "I guess, but UD
is narrow in scope. It has 99% English words."
Sally: "Shit Sue, you're trippin'
Sue: "Whatever. I think an IUD would be more inclusive."
Sally: "Shut the fuck up. You're talking nonsense. The editors
would never go for it."
Sue: "Fine, I'll start my own then."