Nco's definitions

Aleph

1: The place where all points of the universe come together.

Etymology:: JL BORGES, The Aleph, 1942.

2: the 1st letter of the Hebrew alphabet
Etymology: Hebrew Aleph, probably from eleph ox
Date: 14th century

Borges admits that he found an aleph on the 19th step of the basement. It helped him write better.

by Nco November 16, 2003

dankya

Thank you

Dankya for the quick note.

by Nco November 17, 2003

H.U.M.A.S.

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

by Nco November 15, 2003

rape pinata

see: rape piñata

After coming to Christmas without any presents, the family strung up my legs by using some ribbon, thereafter their taunts became a sort of rape piñata.

by Nco November 23, 2003

Over Achiever

1: A person who is motivated by their ideals. An intra-competitive person often marked by abandoning that which hinders their ideals.
2: One who strives for various degrees of near perfection.
3: Someone that desires more than is needed.

The over-achiever would not get married until she found the perfect father for her future babies. She died alone in her early fifties.

by Nco November 17, 2003

razzy

Adj. Messy. Disjointed. Something alone and ugly.

The woman’s long hair became razzy after sleeping.

by Nco November 15, 2003

HUMA Syndrome

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

-The condition of caring for oneself more than others.

c.r. 1986 PNco

Mariah Carey was hospitalized for HUMA Syndrome in 2002, recovered slightly, but albulm sales have never been the same.

by Nco November 15, 2003