1 definition by NazarethEMU

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noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 25, 2010

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