noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."