8 definitions by NavyRhino

A factoid or some irrelevant data that takes up brain RAM, which could be better utilized remembering the Pythagorean Theorem or your mother's birthday. This definition is a UBI.
David bored the tears out if his dinner guests with UBI after UBI about maintaining the pH level of his koi pond.
by NavyRhino May 29, 2023
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The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.
Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.
by NavyRhino May 3, 2018
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The act of obsessively following links in your feeds in hopes of finding something stimulating.
Grant was on the couch in the living room clickbaiting through UBIs about his dream car, the Ford Focus, instead of attending to his woman's needs in the bedroom.
by NavyRhino May 29, 2023
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The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.
by NavyRhino October 5, 2018
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Ordered While Intoxicated, making online purchases after consuming mass quantities of adult beverages.
Man, I woke up this morning and I had e-mails confirming my orders for 6 new sex toys that must have been OWI!
by NavyRhino May 4, 2020
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The bush style a woman sports when she leaves the pubes alongside her labia in their natural state, which gives her vulva the appearance of a open cardigan sweater.
While Jillian did trim the length of her pubes to keep her bush from getting too wild, she didn't shape it and left her lips hairy, so her pussy looked like a brown cardigan.

Damn, that pussy looks like Mr. Rogers' sweater.
by NavyRhino March 16, 2019
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