22 definitions by Naughty Daddy

Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

Sheep shaggers

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots

It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.

by Naughty Daddy April 10, 2019

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Zambezi Sunflower

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021

Bovril Driller

Arse bandit, bugger, Chocolate Miner - “Bovril” is a traditional British brown and sticky, savoury, spread for toast etc.

Look out for that Jim, he’s a Bovril Driller for sure.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Anti-Personnel Department

More accurate descriptor for the Human Resources, HR, or Personnel Departments in many companies.

After Bill got really sick, the Anti-Personnel Department found an excuse to fire him, and cancel his medical insurance, because he had turned up late for work a couple of times..

by Naughty Daddy February 19, 2021

Wonzel

One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.

Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.

by Naughty Daddy December 14, 2016