2 definitions by NatiHemptress

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An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
by NatiHemptress February 16, 2011

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1. Something you call your friends of the opposite sex. It is meant to be affectionate, yet witty and hilarious, making it an okay nickname/term of endearment for someone you love just as a friend!

2. Don't try this with someone you aren't super tight with. 'Chicken tits,' while hilarious, can seem derogatory to someone with no humor.
Guy friend: "Night sweetheart"

Girl: "Dude... don't call me sweetheart"

Guy friend: "Alright chicken tits, see ya tomorrow!"
by NatiHemptress February 16, 2011

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