Nate's definitions

mell

mell is the best person in the world, and the typ of person who is amazing

mell is amazing, and is th ecoolest person ever

by nate January 8, 2005

muggling

The act of retrieving a corpse's innards and fecal matter by way of wrapping your lips around both orphaces while a friend jumps on the deads stomach

Come on guys I heard there was a triple fatality, the senior citizens bus wrecked, yall ready for some muggling.

by nate December 9, 2004

spaff

To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.

by Nate March 10, 2005

ix86

noun - common

Central processing units that base their core design on the Intel 80386, "I386", architecture.

These include, yet are not limited to the Athlon, Pentium, Duron, Celeron, K6, Cyrix486 and IBM-PC microprocessor families.

noun - proper

Intel processors using a design derived from the 80386 architecture.

The most commonly used architecture for microprocessors today, the ix86's days are coming to an end with the rise of 64bit processors.

by Nate January 31, 2004

tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

by Nate June 19, 2003

fraterday

Fraterday is between Thursday night and Sunday morning since these days are very conducive to drinking and partying.

Fraterday is the best day of the week!

by Nate August 22, 2006

truzen

eighteen (can be plural)
like the word dozen means twelve (or two sixes), the word truzen means eighteen (or three sixes)
like bicycle and tricycle

man i have dozens, no, TRUZENS of children

by nate February 25, 2005