Nate's definitions

space-basing

the act of smoking a mixture of crack cocaine and pcp, causing an intense, but spaced out high.

watch out for those crazy headbangers, i know they were space-basing

by nate March 18, 2005

spaff

To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.

by Nate March 10, 2005

ix86

noun - common

Central processing units that base their core design on the Intel 80386, "I386", architecture.

These include, yet are not limited to the Athlon, Pentium, Duron, Celeron, K6, Cyrix486 and IBM-PC microprocessor families.

noun - proper

Intel processors using a design derived from the 80386 architecture.

The most commonly used architecture for microprocessors today, the ix86's days are coming to an end with the rise of 64bit processors.

by Nate January 31, 2004

tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

by Nate June 19, 2003

fraterday

Fraterday is between Thursday night and Sunday morning since these days are very conducive to drinking and partying.

Fraterday is the best day of the week!

by Nate August 22, 2006

Club Fed

a posh, minimum security prison for federal white collar crimes (like tax evasion or insider trading)

If Martha Stewart is convicted of insider trading, chances are she'll only do a couple years in Club Fed.

by Nate June 10, 2003

LARPie

Pejorative term for a LARPer (Live Action Role Play) in which people (generally lacking in social skills and basic hygiene) can act out fastasy role-play scenarios generally consisting of running around in the woods or their parents' backyard.

They could be found early on in their lives playing D&D and Magic at the lunch table in school. Generally shy around normies. Most male LARPies have little to no contact with the opposite sex, or at least the normies of the opposite sex.

"I live in a world of cold steel, and dungeons, and mighty foes.."

"I live in a world of dungeons, too. The dungeon we're taking you to is called the Reno County Jail."

"I'm wearing boots of escaping!"

"LARPies..."

by nate July 10, 2006