Author of the helping friendly book.
He wrote the fucking book. Ok Man? He wrote it.
This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!
Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!
acronym for the Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation, a state-run organization where workers take 5 years to complete a job that should take 6 weeks
That road crew spent all day leaning on their shovels. They must work for PennDOT!
hey man can i borrow tree fity
no you cant borrow tree fity go get a job ya lazy loch ness monster
i gave him a dollar
you shouldnt have given him anything woman now he expects somethin
whats tree fity
tree dollar an fity cent
an ass dildo used to simulate butt fucking; you can use this to simulate being on the "bitch end" of a booty juke
Damn, man! I misplaced my butt plug!
My favorite type of woman, especially when she calls me "Papi!"
/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public
Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?