1 definition by Narwall#0909
An adjective used to call people who rarely, or don't go outside at all, specifically, people who'd rather play video games or watch television than hang out with friends.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?
Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.
Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.
by Narwall#0909 August 19, 2018