Hottender

An overly attractive, hot, bar tender.

Check out the hottender working behind teh bar tonight!

by NargesND October 08, 2008

Alzreadyinhandeimer's

The condition that renders you incapable of finding an object you are looking for due to the fact that it's already in your hand

Kelly was looking for her cell phone and it was her hand the whole time! Must be stage 4 Alzreadyinhandeimer's.

by NargesND October 09, 2008