2 definitions by NardsOfDoom

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1. The act of lifting one's shirt, grabbing their breasts, and shaking them around while shouting "MILK DANCE!"

2. The act of grabbing someone else by the breasts, shaking them around and yelling "MILK DANCE!"
My brother always milk dances me at the movies. It's so embarrassing.
by NardsOfDoom February 05, 2010

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The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.
Get away from that moose, unless you're gonna Canadian History someone.
by NardsOfDoom February 05, 2010

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