3 definitions by Nanochka
by Nanochka August 23, 2021
A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
by Nanochka August 18, 2021
A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava
- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.
by Nanochka October 15, 2021