2 definitions by Nancy Botwin
What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.
Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!
by Nancy Botwin January 1, 2008
A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.
by Nancy Botwin January 1, 2008