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When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.
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An individual who likes to "have sex with dead burning baby animals of the same gender as the offender".
Quincy is a homophyronecropedabestaphiliac Quincy is one sick, sick man.
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