4 definitions by Nakhoda
Abbreviation for "Medical University of Kurdistan".
located in one of the western provices of Iran(Persia) that has no scientific output, high financial fraud rate. Total number of misconducts is among the top medical Universities, but the rate(per population and size of the University) may be highest! There are some ridiculous unwritten rules in Muk's system such as : skipping parts of the course that is about sex,genitalia and breast in the first two years for medical students! Teaching the whole gynecologic examination course(in the third year!) On a doll for 5 minutes!!! Skipping the officially assigned tasks for a medical student(e.g delivering at least 6 babies for each male or female med Student!esp boys) (no Practical teaching of examination and not expecting students perform it). Sometimes the head of obstetrics department forbids entrance of students (esp boys) unlike any other departments!
The majority of professors are not comfortable to talk about sexuality, esp using the persian terms!
A lot of budget is spent on unnecessary programs such as religious and art groups , and they all have magazines!(remember this is Iran and the financial resources are very limited). On the other hand, the classes don't have proper air conditioning systems, there isn't enough room for medical students in the classes (120 students in a classroom that is built for 60 people!).even The closets are locked for students! Even the parking lot isn't accessible for students!
located in one of the western provices of Iran(Persia) that has no scientific output, high financial fraud rate. Total number of misconducts is among the top medical Universities, but the rate(per population and size of the University) may be highest! There are some ridiculous unwritten rules in Muk's system such as : skipping parts of the course that is about sex,genitalia and breast in the first two years for medical students! Teaching the whole gynecologic examination course(in the third year!) On a doll for 5 minutes!!! Skipping the officially assigned tasks for a medical student(e.g delivering at least 6 babies for each male or female med Student!esp boys) (no Practical teaching of examination and not expecting students perform it). Sometimes the head of obstetrics department forbids entrance of students (esp boys) unlike any other departments!
The majority of professors are not comfortable to talk about sexuality, esp using the persian terms!
A lot of budget is spent on unnecessary programs such as religious and art groups , and they all have magazines!(remember this is Iran and the financial resources are very limited). On the other hand, the classes don't have proper air conditioning systems, there isn't enough room for medical students in the classes (120 students in a classroom that is built for 60 people!).even The closets are locked for students! Even the parking lot isn't accessible for students!
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
A Persian name meaning "a white matter, white egg, and many other white or shiny things".
It's usually name of non-white, brown skin girls in Iran that have the delusion of being white.(probably resulted from parents and friends lies to give her pseudo confidence).
They always deny being brown and sometimes insist on getting Browner by suntanning. But that's a fake neurotic-hysteric reaction to the fact that she is brown and jealous of white skin people. They'd go further and change their dark hair color to blonde or any color not meant for brown or black people. That'll make them look exactly like healthy human shit ( pokh ) and turn this pathological process into a non-treatable genetic disorder.
Another proof: despite claiming they aren't brown and they want to get darker, their profile pics or posted photos on social media are swimming in filters that aggressively brighten the picture.
It's usually name of non-white, brown skin girls in Iran that have the delusion of being white.(probably resulted from parents and friends lies to give her pseudo confidence).
They always deny being brown and sometimes insist on getting Browner by suntanning. But that's a fake neurotic-hysteric reaction to the fact that she is brown and jealous of white skin people. They'd go further and change their dark hair color to blonde or any color not meant for brown or black people. That'll make them look exactly like healthy human shit ( pokh ) and turn this pathological process into a non-treatable genetic disorder.
Another proof: despite claiming they aren't brown and they want to get darker, their profile pics or posted photos on social media are swimming in filters that aggressively brighten the picture.
A: she is a Sepideh.
B: so she is not "sepid" (white).
A: Do you see any other reason naming her "sepideh"?
B: so she is not "sepid" (white).
A: Do you see any other reason naming her "sepideh"?
by Nakhoda August 17, 2018
a live dumb person identical to :"waste matter remaining after food has been digested, discharged from the bowels; excrement."
there are some differences, however, between these concepts.
Afshin nazari can talk, walk and probably read and write and is a "he". He considers himself an economic mastermind and has lost a lot of money on gambling, and buying weed. he lives with some other genius guys . He is a good listener; as his roommates bring girls for sex(usually they tell em: lets watch a film together but the result is totally different), he listens to the moanings and usually tries to scientifically observe their sex through the door hole.
He had periods of severe delusions about himself including: megalomania and biased self-image(on attractiveness) but the reality was way different than those delusions. at best we can consider him as an "unsuccessful partial womanizer" during those periods. further information will be added soon
there are some differences, however, between these concepts.
Afshin nazari can talk, walk and probably read and write and is a "he". He considers himself an economic mastermind and has lost a lot of money on gambling, and buying weed. he lives with some other genius guys . He is a good listener; as his roommates bring girls for sex(usually they tell em: lets watch a film together but the result is totally different), he listens to the moanings and usually tries to scientifically observe their sex through the door hole.
He had periods of severe delusions about himself including: megalomania and biased self-image(on attractiveness) but the reality was way different than those delusions. at best we can consider him as an "unsuccessful partial womanizer" during those periods. further information will be added soon
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018