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An error prone means of removing stains and odor from clothing, often causing them to trade colors, tear, shrink, or to disappear entirely.
I accidentally laundered my whites with a red shop rag and now I have pink underwear and socks- I wonder if the missing sock is now pink or white.
by NaCl'y-pëngöënė September 18, 2017
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Pogchamp (2) noun, neolog:Sept20,2020CE.

One that suckles excessively during foreplay to the annoyance of their partner. Note: Pogchamping, vt. typ. refs pogchamp(1) whereas Pogchafing refers pogchamp(2).
Ugh, fine- I guess you are my little pogchamp, come here.
by NaCl'y-pëngöënė October 22, 2020
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The cryptic language of the clothing gnomes inscribed on clothing tags.

A vast majority have been decoded.

The first fabriglyphic was that of a No (a barred circle) superimposed over an equilateral triangle pointing upwards means "Do not use chlorine bleach".
I don't know how to launder my new shirt- the fabriglyphics are missing.
by NaCl'y-pëngöënė August 6, 2017
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