3 definitions by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE

a rapper you listen to if you're a suburban girl or some dusty guy who's getting over a girl that has a boyfriend now. he has one of the most legendary discographies in hip hop which includes classic tracks such as from time and marvins room. if you see any guys listening to these songs then please help them because they are absolutely fucked and are in too deep in their feelings.
"man, ive been listening to drake so much recently cuz of this one girl. we used to be really close and we would always skip classes together and shi but after summer we stopped talking for whatever reason. now its really awkward seeing her in the halls and im only realizing now that i love her and shes the perfect one for me but its too late to reconnect cuz she has a boyfriend. fuck man ima go listen to marvins room to drown out all the pain im in cuz i cant talk to anyone about it"
by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE May 14, 2023
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There are many different ways to complete the firedragon, usually involving either hot sauce, fire, or cum pouring out a person’s nose.

The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:

1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.

2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.
1. I gave Cindy an Alaskan firedragon last night, her nose is bleeding now.

2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.
by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE March 24, 2022
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when something isnt funny but you laugh anyways
trevor: "why does peter pan always fly? cuz he never lands!"

noah: "hahahahaha"
by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE May 14, 2023
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