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Dima

The biggest cunt. His catchphrase is "Hala Madrid" which makes every person hate Madrid. He's an alcoholic, and not in the good way. He cannot whisper, or just talk at a normal volume. Closeted homo; once said he was 100% straight, now admits to being 70/30. Touches men way too often. A lightweight; thinks he remembers a night of drinking, has no fucking clue what's happening. Smashing bottles is his aim, being a twat is his game. Shit at FIFA. "I am so rich" is his motto. Falls in love with women too easily (is a surprise he has actually slept with one though). Lives and breathes Ukraine. Partially xenophobic; very racist.

Guy #1: Hey, man. Hala Madrid.

Guy #2: Nah, man. I am Dima. Hala Madrid.

Guy #3: Shut up.

Guy #2: Hey come on man! Say Hala Madrid or I kill you. Dima.

by NONCE5402 March 13, 2020