A small town in North-Eastern Michigan known for fat ugly women and young attractive men with mullets named Nick Lee.
A place to go if you want to visit the closest place to Hell.
Cop: Now what are we going to do with you?
Arrested Man: Fuck Yo Couch Nigga
Cop: Im taking you where no man has a chance to live or leave.
Arrested Man: Aw Hell Naw Not Alpena
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