793 definitions by NICK

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron
1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
by NICK April 4, 2003
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Please refer to Dialtoned......to hang up on somebody
Tony just gave Bill the Dial tone
by NICK April 25, 2005
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When you are being mugged and you threaten to call the police.
'Shut up, and don't bother kufing.'
'Get off him or I'll kuf'
by NICK September 11, 2003
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GMail is a free e-mail service offered by Google, the god of the internet. If you happen to get your hands on one, you are a very lucky person.
Me: OMFGOMFGOMFG I GOT A GMAIL INVITATION FROM MY ROOM MATE!

Guy: Score! *high five*
by NICK June 23, 2004
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(n.)
The crucial moment of false recognition in a long passageway encounter. Though both people are perfectly well aware that the other is approaching, they must eventually pretend sudden recognition. They now look up with a glassy smile, as if having spotted each other for the first time, (and are particularly delighted to have done so), shouting out 'Haaaaalllllloooo!' as if to say 'Good grief!! You!! Here!! Of all people! Well I never. Coo Stap me vitals,' etcetera.
by NICK March 29, 2003
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a condescending term that noobs who were called noobs by other noobs (nooblet) would call a noob of even lower rank (Noob > Nooblet > Nooblette). A variation of the word "nooblette" is "noobletta" which is used to make a noob feel even more like a bitch.
"Your blessed hammer only took 10 points of my life you fucking nooblette."
by NICK November 9, 2004
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