3 definitions by NB Jeffe

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.
Robinhood investors really love their stonks!
by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020
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My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.
by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020
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