1 definition by Mynamewastakenbyassholes
My smart(ass) phone keeps autocorrecting me and spells out "gasbags" instead of "fucking". My smart(ass) phone has a mind of its own. I looked up the definition, finally, and didn't appreciate what it said:
informal
a person who talks too much, typically about unimportant things
Therefore, I do believe my smart(ass) phone really is talking shit to me. Watch out for those supposed typos, that's your phone talking smack.
informal
a person who talks too much, typically about unimportant things
Therefore, I do believe my smart(ass) phone really is talking shit to me. Watch out for those supposed typos, that's your phone talking smack.
Person 1) Hey man, omg that's so gasbags funny!!
Person 2) wtf is gasbags?!?!
Person 1) you didn't know?! It's a cool new slang word - means fucking.
Person 2) no it doesn't. Read the definition, fool.
Person 1) well my pos phone can suck a dick, I am not a gasbags so yes it DOES mean fucking funny!!
Person 2) wtf is gasbags?!?!
Person 1) you didn't know?! It's a cool new slang word - means fucking.
Person 2) no it doesn't. Read the definition, fool.
Person 1) well my pos phone can suck a dick, I am not a gasbags so yes it DOES mean fucking funny!!
by Mynamewastakenbyassholes October 20, 2017