5 definitions by MyNameAdumbMaybe

Midland Mouthwash

When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.

Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!

by MyNameAdumbMaybe September 5, 2019

Gory Hole

A glory hole like device in which an individual bites your cock off in a Taco bell handicapped stall.

Person 1: "Hey man where's jorge?" Person 2: "I don't know man, last I saw he was headed into that gory hole with my fucking cruchwrap."

by MyNameAdumbMaybe November 18, 2020

Small Pox

When a hooker with gingivitis bites your small weiner and it gets infected

Shit bro, your mom gave me small pox

by MyNameAdumbMaybe October 29, 2018

Pleasure Pistol

(Verb) When you form your hand into a pistol shape and use your two fingers (the barrel) to finger someone who you fancy to pleasure. The Pleasure Pistol is not recommended for self defense.

"Don't make me pull out the pleasure pistol!"

by MyNameAdumbMaybe November 18, 2020

Chocolate Rain

When your weiner is covered in poo poo and you pee pee

I poured a bucket of chocolate rain on your mom

by MyNameAdumbMaybe November 1, 2018