1 definition by MyDickIs2Jons
An annoying retard who always wanders into other peoples rooms, says "Hey bud I'm on a boat," swings his keys, spits in water fountains, constantly plays with himself, and does anything annoying to get attention. Deep down, all he really wants is a dick in his mouth.
Tad, quit playing with your balls our get out of my room.
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Tad, shut the hell up.
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Tad, I will take those keys from you and shove them up your ass.
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Tad, shut the hell up.
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Tad, I will take those keys from you and shove them up your ass.
by MyDickIs2Jons December 1, 2009