3 definitions by MyDadGaveMeAids!
This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019
This is another sexual act in which you use that long schlong as a third leg. First, you must balance on the tip of your nob. Once you have achieved this, then you should begin to hop like Tigger. This is a good way to flirt with your crush. Just don't try it in school you nonce.
CAUTION: Your Dick May Snap.
CAUTION: Your Dick May Snap.
Doctor: "Tell me the details."
Me: "I tried to perform The Tigger in School for my crush. My penis snapped, I fell on my face. And now I'm a registered sex offender."
Me: "I tried to perform The Tigger in School for my crush. My penis snapped, I fell on my face. And now I'm a registered sex offender."
by MyDadGaveMeAids! March 29, 2019
He gave me Aids.
Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 3, 2018