Ryan Seacrest: And now ladies and gentlemen, here's Adam Lambert, singing "I wanna sex you up"
Viewer 1: What are you gasping and moaning for???
Viewer 2: Ohhhhhhh........ I can't help it...... Ahhhhhhhhhh.... I'm having an Adam-gasm!
Viewer 1 hurridley shuts off the tv, interrupting Adams spellbinding performance and says : Young lady, it's time for us to have the TALK!
Did you see American Idol last night?
Yes. I had a major Adam-gasm when Mr. Lambert sung!