1 definition by My name is totally not John

Top Definition
A really fucking awesome guy who has a massive dick. He is usually seen on the street being awesome and having sex with multiple women. If you are ever lucky enough to see him in person, spontaneous orgasms are in order. He is also really damn funny and a fucking tank. He can also play the fucking cowbell like a pro.
Girl 1 - "Hey look at the hotty John over there."
Girl 2 - "Yeah, he's way cooler than that faggot Colin"
by My name is totally not John November 08, 2010
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