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Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!
by My Dixie Normous July 17, 2008
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An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.
During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!
by My Dixie Normous July 17, 2008
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