1 definition by Mutaro 7

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.
Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??
by Mutaro 7 December 11, 2010
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