Taking a dump so large it feels like what you can only imagine as suppressing the onset of werewolf manifestation.
When I entered the bathroom, it was evident that Andrew was passing a wereloaf. The grunting and groaning were haunting. I'm sure that turd could have single-handily decimated the entire Cullen (Twilight) family had it not met its maker.
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