6 definitions by Mustard Bandit
To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.
by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021
Syphilitisopensoreass is when someone has a suspected STI but your not sure what it is or where it came from.
Hey Sheldon did you tag that bitch last night?
No I got in there and immediately figured she was infected with syphilitisopensoreass so I was out like a trout!
No I got in there and immediately figured she was infected with syphilitisopensoreass so I was out like a trout!
by Mustard Bandit September 11, 2021
When a person gets instructions but doesn’t understand.
When a person is in a situation but doesn’t understand why or what is happening.
When a person is in a situation but doesn’t understand why or what is happening.
by Mustard Bandit September 15, 2021
O.P.P stands for Other People’s Pussy or Penis or Property. The catch phrase “Down with O.P.P.” was coined and made popular throughout the the early 1990’s. And suggested that if you were down with O.P.P. that you would be ok to engage in sexual relations with someone already in a relationship.
New Jersey rap group Naughty By Nature released their song O.P.P. in 1991 and solidified the term forevermore.
New Jersey rap group Naughty By Nature released their song O.P.P. in 1991 and solidified the term forevermore.
by Mustard Bandit September 8, 2021
Charlie Daniels was a songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. He was active from 1958 - 2020. Starting just prior to his death his name began being used to label someone who was potentially talented at something whether they liked it or not, or were actually good at it or not.
Who’s going to unclog the plugged toilet?
Well Matt is the Charlie Daniels of unplugging toilets so he might as well do it.
Well Matt is the Charlie Daniels of unplugging toilets so he might as well do it.
by Mustard Bandit September 6, 2021
Pronounced Puss•eye•tice
When someone is to lazy or scared to preform the upcoming task at hand so they pretend they are sick or injured.
When someone is to lazy or scared to preform the upcoming task at hand so they pretend they are sick or injured.
by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021