Definitions by Mustache Comb

A-Paul-ing 

Telling a joke that is incredibly unfunny, but insisting on repeating it to everyone you know.

Can also refer to a prank or joke that was pulled, but isn't funny, yet the original prankster insists on telling it over and over again to everyone he/she knows.

Hubert: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chris: *sigh* ....why?

Hubert: To get to the other side!! LOL HAHAH

Chris: ....that's just A-Paul-ing...

A-Paul-ing by Mustache Comb December 4, 2009

Pulling a Fuchs 

Forgetting to patent something that turned out to have been worth a considerable amount of money.

"Hey Tom, that light-up extension cord thing really took off! You must be living the good life?". "No....I um forgot to patent that." "Ouch...Talk about pulling a Fuchs...."

Pulling a Fuchs by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009

Washing the bowl out 

Going to the bathroom at work.

"Phew, that was a big meal, looks like I'll be washing the bowl out"

Washing the bowl out by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009

Diarrhea Express 

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.

"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."

Diarrhea Express by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009