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4 definitions by Mustache Comb

 
1.
Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.
"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."
by Mustache Comb December 02, 2009
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2.
Going to the bathroom at work.
"Phew, that was a big meal, looks like I'll be washing the bowl out"
by Mustache Comb December 02, 2009
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3.
Forgetting to patent something that turned out to have been worth a considerable amount of money.
"Hey Tom, that light-up extension cord thing really took off! You must be living the good life?". "No....I um forgot to patent that." "Ouch...Talk about pulling a Fuchs...."
by Mustache Comb December 02, 2009
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4.
Telling a joke that is incredibly unfunny, but insisting on repeating it to everyone you know.

Can also refer to a prank or joke that was pulled, but isn't funny, yet the original prankster insists on telling it over and over again to everyone he/she knows.
Hubert: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chris: *sigh* ....why?

Hubert: To get to the other side!! LOL HAHAH

Chris: ....that's just A-Paul-ing...
by Mustache Comb December 04, 2009
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