4 definitions by Murry D.

nigger alarm

The bass vibrations of a nigger song from an ostentatious car stereo system. The rest of the song cannot be heard, but the bass alerts nearby white people, whether in their cars or at home, that a nigger is in the vicinity.

Also works for wiggers.

"Honey, why are the windows shaking?"
"Uh oh, it's a nigger alarm, better load the shotgun."

by Murry D. November 6, 2007

quad-boob

Quad-boob occurs when a woman's bra is snug enough that part of the breasts squeeze up above the fabric of the cups, creating an upwelling of boobs visible even with a shirt on top. To the unlearned boob admirer it may give the impression of four boobies.

Check out that quad-boob over there, she must have escaped from Jabba's Palace.

by Murry D. May 17, 2007

surf 'n jerk

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

by Murry D. February 7, 2007

nigger song

The incomprehensible pounding coming from a black person's car stereo system. Since only the bass is usually heard, and all rap beats are virtually identical, many white people assume that blacks listen to the same "nigger song" over and over again.

"Hey, what are those niggers listening to so loud?"
"Oh, just that same ol' nigger song."

by Murry D. November 6, 2007