3 definitions by Mumble Tumpkins

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth
Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)
by Mumble Tumpkins July 21, 2018
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Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!

Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!

Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.

Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.

Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!

Bruce: Your priorities are in order.

Mary: I have boobies.
by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018
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Popping-style fart that has little or no smell.
Bruce: Pfbrttttttttttttttttt.

Mary: Wow, that was a total fartantuan!!
Bruce: I didn’t fart! Check the odor.

Mary: What a fartantuan excuse, Bruce. Adjective use with internal rhyming.
by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018
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