1 definition by Mud0Day
1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.
2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.
3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.
4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.
5- Thou shall not grill.
6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.
7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.
8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.
9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.
10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.
3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.
4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.
5- Thou shall not grill.
6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.
7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.
8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.
9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.
10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.
by Mud0Day October 14, 2020