Muck's definitions

Mucktard

When a person acts like somebody with a mental disorder at a certain point in time, but in fact is sane

Devon plays the bass guitar like a mucktard

by Muck April 16, 2004

tarheel

Faggot polesmokers who worship the queerest color under the sun and swear it's a virtue. To wit: "God must love Carolina, he made the sky Tarheel Blue." Fucking Biff and Buffy wannabe East Coast effeminate types who routinely switch gender roles in twisted rituals involving strap-ons. Often preceded with the word "fucking".

Stuart Scott is a fucking Tarheel.

by Muck November 3, 2004

value additry

Mental Masturbation in the work place; make work nonsense that accomplishes little but take up time. Business faggotry.

Wow, that report was total value additry!

by muck October 24, 2004