Definitions by Ms. Ruff

toolass 

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

toolass by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

mouthfart 

an utterance so stupid that it could only be a mouth fart.

Nikki: *trumpet noise with mouth*
Caroline: Jesus, that was a mouthfart.
Nikki: (pauses) *trumpet noise again*

mouthfart by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004