Ms. Ruff's definitions

toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

mouthfart

an utterance so stupid that it could only be a mouth fart.

Nikki: *trumpet noise with mouth*
Caroline: Jesus, that was a mouthfart.
Nikki: (pauses) *trumpet noise again*

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004