2 definitions by Ms. Ruff

Top Definition
an utterance so stupid that it could only be a mouth fart.
Nikki: *trumpet noise with mouth*
Caroline: Jesus, that was a mouthfart.
Nikki: (pauses) *trumpet noise again*
by Ms. Ruff March 04, 2004
someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.
D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.
by Ms. Ruff March 04, 2004
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