3 definitions by Mrsamskyrim

zoidballs

When you're banging with someone and nut millions of tiny zoidbergs and they crawl all over the person and devourthe person until they're just bone and they calmly return to their home in your genitals.

"Man i had zoidballs last night and the chick already has missing posters around town"

by Mrsamskyrim March 9, 2016

internet opinions

Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.

Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"

by Mrsamskyrim March 9, 2016

Lightyear

The distance light travels in a year.

My body is 700 lightyears long.

by Mrsamskyrim March 9, 2016