Definitions by MrsJoosyLoosy

Mayolube 

A kind of home-made lube used by really cheap whores. Completely edible.
The key ingredients to mayolube are;

-Mayonnaise

-Ketchup

-Cooking Oil

It has also been known to contain;

-Cheese

-Pepper

-Period Blood

-Ice Cream

-Soy sauce

Also commonly referred to as "mayoluba"

Ohh yeah baby rub that mayolube on my dick haaard!!

Mayolube by MrsJoosyLoosy September 29, 2011