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The uncommon name for a fire breathing unicorn. The war ponies were all native to Transylvania but then Travis's family slaughtered most of the breed. The few that were spared were dehorned and robbed of their fire breathing ability. Today they are known as the common horse.
Tim: I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything but unicorns kick ass.

Sally: Well you definately sound gay. If you would have said a War Pony kicks ass then I would have totally let you bone me.
by Mrs. A October 2, 2008
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