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The TRUE current era of professional wrestling. For 20 years, since 2000, all that has truly mattered in wrestling, has been Brock Lesnar, Batista, Bill Goldberg, Randy Orton, Triple H, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. B.O.T.C.H. It is a botched era of wrestling, dominated by the same performers, over and over and over. Once in awhile the WWE will throw in a couple other guys to distract you from what is really going on (Ziggler, Sandow, Barrett, Ambrose, Reigns, Nakamura, Kennedy), but they will always revert back to the same 6-8 corporately safe, boring, predictable, banal performers. For example, Batista coming back in 2014 to automatically win the 2014 Royal Rumble, and Hulk Hogan hosting Raw in 2021 promoting his H PHONE. Wrestling can't and will not get better until all of these guys stop, retire, or die. PERIOD.
All that truly matters in wrestling is Brock, Orton, HHH, Cena, and Hogan. Welcome to the Botch Era!

Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.

Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?

Duh, it's the Botch Era.
by MrSambo February 8, 2021
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A stupid neck is a medical condition, also known as "cervical spinal stenosis". It is the narrowing of the spinal canal in the neck. It can squeeze and compress the nerve roots where they leave the spinal cord, or it may compress or damage the spinal cord itself. The seven vertebrae between the head and the chest make up the cervical spine. Squeezing the nerves and cord in the cervical spine can change how the spinal cord functions and cause pain, stiffness, numbness, or weakness in the neck, arms, and legs. It can also affect your control of your bowels and bladder.

A notable case of this condition is of professional wrestler Edge, otherwise known as Adam Copeland, who was forced to retire because of his, "stupid neck". This was a huge loss the to company, and sports entertainment, but thankfully, there are many other facets to the industry that he can still contribute. He will always be remembered as one of the greatest in ring performers between the late 90's, right up until his retirement in 2011.
Professional wrestler Edge was forced to retire from in ring competition, because of his "stupid neck".
by MrSambo March 27, 2018
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A Vial Neptune, (or Vial of Neptune), or simply "Vial", is beautiful young woman capable of anything. She is intelligent, beautiful, dark, pretty, and mysterious. She believes in Lilith, she studies the dark arts, practices witchcraft and Tarot, and has the ability to captivate your soul. A woman like this in the past would have been referred to as a "Goth", but a Vial, short for Violet, is just that: a Vial of dark beautiful energy beyond superficiality, fashion, style, etc. It is a feminine resurgence, an emotional intelligence, a divine and powerful woman. The first Vial was Brittney Lazo Rodriguez, from San Deigo. A powerful witch, protected by the spirit world, and stunning in every sense of the word. If you find yourself a Vial, treat her like the Queen that she is.
"Look at that hot goth!"
"She's not a goth, she's a Vial. A Vial Neptune."
"What's a Vial.. Neptune?"
"If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know."
by MrSambo September 26, 2023
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