2 definitions by MrPonisMoffle

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A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.
Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.
by MrPonisMoffle June 03, 2011

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If you don't know what sex is then you must be a stupid little knob that has never been laid before. Go to a strip club and fuck some whores bitches.
Sperm tastes good on peanut butter and jelly Sandwiches
Wanna' come to my house and I can jerk off while I watch you and you Asian friend have sex in the bathtub.
by MrPonisMoffle June 03, 2011

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