3 definitions by MrHollandsOpusOne
| 1. | Fecal Vendetta | ||
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Plotting, or the conspiracy to seek fecal revenge on your Co-worker, or Janitor. Defecating erratically and fecally vandalizing your workplace's washroom on the day your arch nemesis must clean it up . Planning to leave a fecal masterpiece for the disillusionment of you least favorite co-worker.
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| 2. | Rogue Flatulator | ||
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The act of purposely flatulating in someone's comfort zone for your own personal pleasure. A deviant, One who delights in your Nasal Dismay. A sneak, Proficient in all Flatual activity, "You smelt it , he dealt it..." He's gone, but the putrid "eue de toilette" of his expired breakfast burrito will scar you forever. sniff..sniff...Who just farted? You smell that??
it must have been that guy that just walked by... I was wondering why he smiled, that Rogue Flatulator |
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| 3. | Champagne Noir | ||
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Champagne Noir is a Seductive Apéritif... Equal parts: Cognac Framboise Chamboard Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with Champagne. Cheers! I want something to drink, but i don't know what?
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits? Both. Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly. |
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