8 definitions by Mr.T, I pity da fool!

far2clevaX1/2

Written to show that you are suitably impressed with the intellectual capacity of another person.

"That entry you recently submitted to Urban Dictionary was far2clevaX1/2 mate"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

stanny

A coloquial term for "Pakistani"; a person from Pakistan.

Often mis-used as a generic term for any person of "western asian persuasion"

Usually it is said in a friendly way, as opposed to the derogatory term pakis

"I see the stannies have opened up a corner shop"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

Not urban slang

Usually posted by people who thnk it's "cleva" or "funneee" to create made-up phrases that nobody has ever heard of or ever used in real-life... probably because they have no friends and rarely leave their bedroom.

Loser: "twazzagoonlicker" is a ....
Me: Shut up, that's not urban slang
Loser: Who cares, I can write what I want
Me: Idiot. Go do something else. Like think. Thinking's good.

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! March 10, 2005

webshite

Webshite is derrived from "a website that is shite"... hence webshite

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a mispronounced word originated from a Bond film starring Sean Connery.

webshite can also be used as an alternative word for spam

"This forum is complete webshite"

"What the hell is this webshite that's arrived in my In-box?"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 12, 2004

nobism

To excel in utter stupidity, moronic behaviour, idiocy, or similar sub-intelligence.

"He did what? That's just pure nobism!"

"The way he drives that car is nobism"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

skill

A word used by schoolkids from the 1970's to show their extreme joy at doing something impressive.

Normally used by holding both thumbs up (a la The Fonz in Happy Days) and saying "Skill!" with a big cheesey grin.

"That wheelie I just popped on my Raleigh Chopper was skill!"

"I've just cleared the 128th screen on Pacman! Skill!"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 13, 2004

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004